在下虽不才但有三计
1 ．攻其闺蜜，贿其室友，略施薄礼，三路起进，退可其二选之，进可将其收之。此计施之，则大事可成。
2 ．择一人舔之，犬也。择三人舔之，狼也。以犬之姿，其女厌也。以狼之姿，其女悦也。欲攻其心，先固己心，得之坦然，失之淡然。若得此计，进可攻退可守，大事可期！
3 ．可投所好，才高八斗，学富五车，富可敌国，则此女贴之
4 ．以上 3 计不成，可以参考 刑法第 236 条 ，但东窗事发后切莫说认识在下
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